One of my friends posted this article on Facebook and I thought it was hilarious! It speaks so true to my nature. I’ve literally said, done and meant all 13 of these things. My favorite and most used lines:
4. (After being invited out) “Maybe.”
Saying “Maybe” definitely means “no,” but look how disappointing and borderline rude “no” sounds? It’s like the least fun word in the dictionary, so it’s easier to handout maybes, which may give the inviter a glimmer of false hope and slight letdown when you don’t show, but they deserve it for daring to summon you out in public, right?
8. (When bailing on plans) “I’m so sorry, a bunch of things just came up!”
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12. (When plans are canceled on a homebody) “Aw, it’s okay, we’ll get together next time.”
YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU GOD FOR SAVING ME, I’LL NEVER WILLINGLY AGREE TO PLANS AGAIN.
The article for anyone who’s interested: 13 Things Homebodies Say
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